From the Rated Collection: RyeMan has always come up with random a** statements and/or could be shirt ideas. This particular piece came about when RyeMan was talking about getting a hip replacement and his hip and leg range of motion. As he will soon undergo a hip replacement. He exclaimed: "Man, it's getting tough to walk these days... getting old. I hope they don't have to cut any tendons by my d*ck, it's tight down there!" So thus, "Can't walk, dicks tight" was born. 

If you think you might be having walking issues because your d*cks tight too... for any reason, then this comedic yet realistic shirt is for you!